HAPPY WANDERER: Minneapolis is Midwest mecca for live theatre

CONTRACOSTATIMES.COM  May 29, 2009

FOIE GRAS AT A five-star restaurant: $27. Poolside umbrella drinks: $24.50. Lutefisk in a live theater presentation: priceless.

In a list of the world’s great stage cities, Minneapolis is one of my favorites. Maybe it’s the weather that spurs such a hearty helping of creativity. There are literally hundreds of live productions in the Twin Cities and surroundings (it’s the third largest theater market in the United States), and the offerings are eclectic, if not downright outrageous. Continue reading →

Sting to sing at benefit concert for Christopher Rodriguez

MONTCLARION NEWSPAPER – May 22, 2009

A YOUNG LAD I KNOW is doing his college thesis on happiness. And what do we know about this often fleeting state of mind? We know that a little money helps foster well being, but a lot does not. We know that exercise releases endorphins that make you happy. So do some foods. And drink. Continue reading →

The line between “hanging out” and loitering

MONTCLARION NEWSPAPER – May 15, 2009

IT’S 4 P.M. DO you know where your kids are? If they’re meeting friends in Montclair, they may be part of an ongoing problem with loitering.

As the school year winds down and the weather gets warm, kids find it cool to hang out. And with the library closed, (mold removal) even more teens are taking to the streets.

The bigger the group, the more potential for trouble, as witnessed by a shopper who saw several youths tossed out of Rite Aid the other day. Continue reading →

HAPPY WANDERER: Colorful Fort Bragg

HILLS NEWSPAPERS  May 8, 2009

IF A PICTURE IS WORTH a thousand words, then this one left me PICT0003speechless. Two fleshy cheeks sporting spiral tattoos, framed by the fringe around two large holes cut in the seat of someone’s pants. We’re talking lower cheeks, here.

Madame Chinchilla was quick to point out that this was one of the more eclectic photographs in her World Famous Triangle Tattoo Studio and Museum in Fort Bragg. But there were thousands of examples of ink art on ankles and arms, chests and breasts and extremities too fragile to mention in the same sentence with needles. Continue reading →

Skyhouse is Dreamy Dwelling

MONTCLARION NEWSPAPER – May 8, 2009 (Photos by Jane Fuerch)

HIGH IN THE HILLS, with upscale amenities and yoga sensibilities, is a Skyhouse 1rather unusual retreat house. Dubbed the “Skyhouse,” it’s available for business meetings, mixers, movies and anything else one might do in a house, as long as they pay the rent.

“Humorously,” says owner Bennett Hall, “this place could be the “Pimps ultra-pad” — restaged, of course —— for the set of the infamous “Gentlemen of Leisure” HBO deal that stirred up the hills and certain vocal minorities”…” Continue reading →

Help Oakland safeguard our parks

MONTCLARION NEWSPAPER – April 23, 2009

I LIKE ANIMALS as much as the next person. Heck, I probably like them more, because I’ll stop and talk to a dog or a deer or just about any four-legged creature (sans skunks) I see on my street.

But when it comes to dangerous off-leash dogs, I have zero tolerance. I’ve been bitten before and it’s left more than a scar on my finger. It’s left one on my psyche. Continue reading →

Setting record straight on parking tickets

MONTCLARION NEWSPAPER – April 16, 2009

LIKE TAX collectors, attorneys and even journalists these days, parking enforcement officers aren’t really feeling the love. Yet you have to give them their props. Somehow, they manage to be there at the exact moment your meter expires. That’s impressive, considering there are only 53 of them circling the streets of Oakland.

Circling like sharks? That’s probably not a fair statement, but it’s how they’re perceived by some. So I thought I’d go straight to the source, the new head of parking enforcement, Noel Pinto, to find out how tickets are issued and processed in Oakland. Continue reading →

HAPPY WANDERER – Inns with Animals

CONTRACOSTATIMES.COM April 10, 2009

I’VE NEVER understood the attraction of pet-friendly hotels. I go on vacation to get away from my pet.

OK, that’s not quite true — but I still wouldn’t bring my cat on a trip. Who would watch the house?

What I do enjoy are hotels with optional animals. The Peabody Hotel in Memphis, for instance, has twice daily duck marches from the luxurious lobby fountain to the elevator and up to the roof. It’s a spectacle that’s been part of the Peabody tradition for 75 years, and it draws such a crowd that the lobby bar is packed for a full hour before the grand Duckmaster makes his appearance. Continue reading →