The Happy Wanderer: Oakland’s horse history

HILLS NEWSPAPERS  June 19, 2009

A LONG TIME AGO, in a village not far away, the horseman ruled the land. Barns dotted the hillside and paints and Appaloosas grazed in pastures above the sparkling waters of the Bay.

This was the Oakland hills, circa 1938, when rodeo cowboys ran the ranches and the Mills College girls rode their steeds through the canyon and up the hill, past what’s now Merritt College, to Joaquin Miller Park. Continue reading

HAPPY WANDERER: Hot Springs, Arkansas

HILLS NEWSPAPERS  June 5, 2009

I TOOK A BATH recently and had the government to thank. If Congress hadn’t PICT0008stepped in to protect Hot Springs, Ark., in 1832, I would have been left high and dry on a recent visit. Instead, I had one of the most enjoyable spa vacations in my 50 odd years on this planet.

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HAPPY WANDERER: Minneapolis is Midwest mecca for live theatre

CONTRACOSTATIMES.COM  May 29, 2009

FOIE GRAS AT A five-star restaurant: $27. Poolside umbrella drinks: $24.50. Lutefisk in a live theater presentation: priceless.

In a list of the world’s great stage cities, Minneapolis is one of my favorites. Maybe it’s the weather that spurs such a hearty helping of creativity. There are literally hundreds of live productions in the Twin Cities and surroundings (it’s the third largest theater market in the United States), and the offerings are eclectic, if not downright outrageous. Continue reading

HAPPY WANDERER: Colorful Fort Bragg

HILLS NEWSPAPERS  May 8, 2009

IF A PICTURE IS WORTH a thousand words, then this one left me PICT0003speechless. Two fleshy cheeks sporting spiral tattoos, framed by the fringe around two large holes cut in the seat of someone’s pants. We’re talking lower cheeks, here.

Madame Chinchilla was quick to point out that this was one of the more eclectic photographs in her World Famous Triangle Tattoo Studio and Museum in Fort Bragg. But there were thousands of examples of ink art on ankles and arms, chests and breasts and extremities too fragile to mention in the same sentence with needles. Continue reading

HAPPY WANDERER – Inns with Animals

CONTRACOSTATIMES.COM April 10, 2009

I’VE NEVER understood the attraction of pet-friendly hotels. I go on vacation to get away from my pet.

OK, that’s not quite true — but I still wouldn’t bring my cat on a trip. Who would watch the house?

What I do enjoy are hotels with optional animals. The Peabody Hotel in Memphis, for instance, has twice daily duck marches from the luxurious lobby fountain to the elevator and up to the roof. It’s a spectacle that’s been part of the Peabody tradition for 75 years, and it draws such a crowd that the lobby bar is packed for a full hour before the grand Duckmaster makes his appearance. Continue reading

HAPPY WANDERER – Dakota Deutschland

CONTRACOSTATIMES.COM March 27, 2009

IN A LIST OF THE world’s gourmet foods, sauerkraut never seems to make the cut. But don’t tell that to the folks who make their home in what’s known as North Dakota’s “Great Sauerkraut Triangle.”

The south-central part of the state dishes out some of the best German food, architecture and culture this side of Munich. In the words of North Dakota’s most famous German Russian, 1950s band leader Lawrence Welk, the region is “wunnerful, wunnerful!”  Continue reading

HAPPY WANDERER – FAR AWAY PLACES CLOSE TO HOME

CONTRACOSTATIMES.COM February 13, 2009

TRAVELING IS GOOD for the soul, albeit not so good for the wallet. But with a cowlittle imagination, you can visit some far off places sans your suitcase and credit cards.

Here are my fave five East Bay getaways:

1. Sibley Volcanic Regional Preserve. It’s Ireland without the pubs. The undulating terrain formed by ever-shifting tectonic plates reminds me of the hills south of Dublin in County Wicklow. And while Sibley’s prominent feature is Round Top, the 10 million-year-old volcano, I’m more smitten with the bovine. Continue reading

THE HAPPY WANDERER – SEGWAY IN THE CITY

CONTRACOSTATIMES.COM January 30, 2009

Ginny Prior and Steve Wozniak playing Segway polo

Ginny Prior and Steve Wozniak playing Segway polo

IN MINNEAPOLIS, a popular attraction for tourists is the Magical History Tour. It’s a clever reference to something old (the Beatles) and something new — seeing the city on Segways. (The name also reminds me of hippies flying through time on a psychedelic carpet, but that’s another story.)

I’ve been a fan of the Segway since my first encounter with the futuristic machines in Oakland’s Redwood Park. A local entrepreneur, Drew Foster, was taking folks on an off-road tour through the tall trees and the sight was —— quite frankly — something out of Twilight Zone.

Yet “humans on a stick,” as one company calls Segway riders, have the best of both worlds. They can cover more miles than a pedestrian and without the aching arches. It’s really one of the best ways I’ve found to see a city. Continue reading